Greek Surprise
like the shocker, but a fist to the v-lv- and a thumb in the -n-s.
warning: there have been reports of dislocated thumbs suffered from improperly administering the greek surprise.
“dude, how’d you break your thumb?”
“well i was a bit drunk and trying to give a chick the greek surprise…”
“let me guess, you were over rotated and slammed your thumb into her taint? yea, we’ve all been there, it’s a rookie mistake.”
like the shocker, but a fist to the v-lv- and a thumb in the -n-s.
warning: there have been reports of dislocated thumbs suffered from improperly administering the greek surprise.
“dude, how’d you break your thumb?”
“well i was a bit drunk and trying to give a chick the greek surprise…”
“let me guess, you were over rotated and slammed your thumb into her taint? yea, we’ve all been there, it’s a rookie mistake.”
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