Greet the Day
“greeting the day” is an addendum to the palma sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. “greeting the day” is when you lay your member across the snooze bar of an unsuspecting slumberer and patiently await their clumsy caress as they reach for another 7 minutes of sleep.
and shakti said unto his pupil apernam, “as the red sun rises in the east, and the snow geese have landed in the pond, so too shall you greet the day.”
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