Grim Reaper’s June
used to describe the the month of june 2009 in which 5 fixtures of american popular culture p-ssed away. in chronological order, david carradine, ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, michael jackson, and billy mays.
in such saddening progression, grim reaper’s june has dealt a shocking blow to millions of americans. these individuals bestowed upon generations of americans laughter, love, and products not seen in stores. their extraordinary talents and abilities represent the innate creativity and ingenuity of humanity. from bubbling locks of flaxen blond hair, to shifty dance numbers that magnetized entire generations of humans these individuals will be truly missed.
steve: oh g-d! who’s next? first, it was carradine…. and now billy mays! who’s gonna sell me those little knick knacks you see on infomercials late at night?
lloyd: i’m still reeling from michael jackson’s p-ssing. is this some sort of grim reaper’s june??? i’ve been watching cnn for 72 hours straight!
steve: i don’t know man, but these series of saddening events makes you celebrate and honor what these people have done for the world. it sort of puts your life in perspective….
lloyd: uhh… is it too soon for a dead person joke?
steve: too soon!
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