Grippin Wood Grain
when the driver sits in the p-ssenger seat while an attractive and agile woman climbs on top to perform a fascinating position. when she gets in the proper position she will be resting her hands on the dash bouncing up and down. in a “baller”‘s case, he’s vechile would be equipped with a wood grain dash. these are usually found in luxury suvs like the escalades.
i was banging that hott b-tch and had her grippin wood grain in my escalade
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