Gripping The Cheese


taking a minor matter and unnecessarily inflating its importance.

comes from a fat kid grabbing rather harshly a cup of dip cheese for his fries after he realizes there is not enough on his fries.
i was driving down the road doing 30 in a 25 and this cop must have been gripping the cheese cuz he pulled me over.

when my girl told me she went to lunch with pat from work i was gripping the cheese until i found out pat was short for patricia rather than patrick.

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