grooming the growler
to provide thorough oral services to the v-g-n-l region; a synonym for giving oral pleasure to a woman, preferrably one who still sports a bush. can also refer to carpet- munching a hardwood floor, if the woman has shaved or waxed.
the officer was caught with his pants down, grooming the growler of the sergeant’s wife.
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