Guatemalan Guinea Pig
find a partner with a raging bush, then perform -n-l s-x. when your almost at climax pull out and have your partner p–p a large plump t-rd. -j-c-l-t- on the plump log to create the glue, then shave your partners bush onto it giving the appearance of a guinea pig. now you have a pet you can kick around and enjoy.
dude i was with some fat b-tch the other night and we did a guatemalan guinea pig so after s-x we played around with it for hours…then we danced.
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