Guatemalan Vagina Ants (GVA)
guatemalan v-g-n- ants (gva)
guatemalan v-g-n- ants, or gva as it is known in the medical community, is a rare s-xually transmitted disease found in the pacific coast region of guatemala. gva causes rashes in the genital area that result in violent itching attacks. tourists visiting guatemala from developed nations are particularly susceptible to infection. symptoms can usually be soothed by scratching the inside of the v-g-n- with a hair brush and/or a lukewarm curling iron. gva also increases the likelihood of pregnancy in women due to gva’s “ants eating food scr-ps” effect on latex condoms. gva has recently been reported in the united states and many medical experts agree that a full-on guatemalan v-g-n- ants epidemic in imminent in north america due to unsafe s-x practices of southern college students. medical experts are also worried that gva has the potential to mutate into a different, more severe strain called gaa, or guatemalan -n-l ants. the results of further research regarding this dangerous condition are still being awaited…
d-mn…my guatemalan v-g-n- ants (gva) are flaring up again! has anyone seen my curling iron?
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