Guess Who
guess who is one of the original olympic sports, consisting of 4-8 players (no more or less than one female). sadly, guess who was eliminated from the olympics in 1976 due to 95% of the athletes using performance enhancing drugs (professional and intramural leagues are still available in most areas). all of the male players must circle around the female player; the female has a funnel (preferably a large one) inserted into her v-g-n-. at this point the jerk-fest begins! each, individual player must -j-c-l-t- into the funnel. it is key that you all the s-m-n drains into the females v-g-n- to ensure ultimate fairness. at this point the game goes on hold for roughly nine months (possibly less if the b-tch is on meth). when the female goes into labor and eventually has the baby, all the partic-p-ting guys must examine the baby and guess who fathered the child. final results are run monday-friday at 3pm eastern / 2pm central on the maury show. unlike most games, where there is only one winner, guess who has only one loser…
it’s a shame that our last game of guess who was sabotaged when that selfish b-tch had a miscarriage. we should discuss the stipulations of a rematch over some tasty burritos!
when a male inserts his p-n-s into a womans -n-l crevice, then pulls out for a second while his friend that was hiding goes back in. quickly the man sneaks away then waves at the woman from outside (through a window). easily one of the hardest to master, but well worth it tricks in the book.
lafwiquaonda: (d-mn lafonda tyrone, kenny pulled the guess who on me and i shat all over his friends d-ck!”
online free ‘guess who’ is a manipulitive plot to dictract while invaders from another planet stalk the sh-t outta u trash.
freaky music and that f-cktarded monicle guy, and u tell me that this game is not for nutbags to figure us out.
think about this before you let your little sibling play this telepathetic game ever again.
boy one: i was playing guess who when i started feeling this tingling sensation in my toes and thats, jaimy, the day i lost my virginity.
boy 2:rrrrreally
boy 1:so really, that guy… or girl… or alien cr-p stuff… was real hawt
boy 2:rrrreally
boy 1:shut up george
boy 2:my name merdok
boy 1:guess who my f-cking stupid -ss then
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