Guido Rican
1.one whose family is descended from puerto rico (bronx) and italy (jersey sh-r-s)
2.a mixture of a boricua and guido
3.a 5′ female from long island who acts like a white girl, dances like latin and takes sh-t from no one! in other words, awesome! better yet… legendary!
omg girl! look at that girl ellie! she is such a guido rican!
wasn’t that guido rican in that daddy yankee music video? d-mn that girl could shake her -ss!
who would like reggaeton and rock? i’ll tell you who! a guido rican!
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