guillotining a turtle head
the act of pinching off the tip of a loaf after it has been coming out of your -sshole before you reached the bathroom. most of the time resulting in a skid mark in your drawers.
hey, can you pull over at the next stop? i’m guillotining a turtle head over here. (spoken from the p-ssenger seat during a long drive)
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