Guinness Godmother / Godfather
the designated person (usually an aunt, uncle, parent, grandparent or close friend of your mother) who always provides you at christmas or birthdays with the latest edition of the guinness book of world records.
omg, i got another guinness book of world records from my guinness g-dmother / g-dfather this christmas… soo predictable!
i had four guinness g-dmother’s last christmas.. made a fortune on ebay and was able to buy the 257th edition of batman figurines!
i wish i had a guinness g-dfather.. i have never got the guinness book of world records in my life.. i’ll trade you one for one of the 20 t-shirts i got though!
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