Gurgle Gut


the feeling you get in your gut/lower abdominal area just before uncontrollable, explosive diarrhea. often accompanied by the sweats, a watery mouth and/or nausea and a feeling of panic. in severe cases you may also experience a shart or sharts with gurgle gut, prior to the explosive diarrhea.
gurgle gut is often caused by poor diet or over consumption of alcohol.
“i was halfway to my door and all of the sudden i got gurgle gut. i couldn’t get to my bathroom fast enough!”

“jimmy sh-t his pants because he caught a case of gurgle gut from something he ate and couldn’t get to a bathroom fast enough.”

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