Haircut Champion

the first school boy in his year to attempt to attract girls by altering the style/ colour of his hair. normally resulting in looking ridiculous however the majority of the boys copy him in belief that it may be their only chance.
in the dinning room at school. gilmour enters with new haircut.

‘whoa – look at gilmours hair’

‘he’s such a haircut champion’

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