handmaid’s towel


when you leave a giant wet spot on the bed, but you just want to go to sleep you can use a handmaid’s towel to soak up the mess. alternatively, you can put down the handmaid’s towel before you f-ck to keep your filthy c-m off the sheets.
honey, you blew the stew all over my side of the bed. can you grab me a handmaid’s towel while you are in the bathroom?

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