hannah pilkington
hannah pilkingtons, like that of the katie towlers, also reside in hindley green. they are typically tall so will not date any guy below 6ft. speaking on 6ft, hannah pilkingtons also require guys to have 6ft p-n-ses because hannah pilkingtons often work as lifeguards and may need said 6ft p-n-s as a life raft to help out drowning children ( in the most non-pedophilic way possible).
guy of suitable height: yo, bro, who’s that over there?
friend of a hannah pilkington: that’s h-dogz and you’re in luck as you’re over 6ft! but wait, what’s your d-ck size and can you swim?
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