Hawaii Hot Tamale
when a man uses a combination of feces, sriracha sauce, and period blood to coat his d-ck and then pays a native islander to suck on it while a group of chanting tribal men surround them.
mike: my hawaii vacation was great. my favorite part had to be getting a hawaii hot tamale.
Read Also:
- African fruit monkey
a white person whom makes a lot of racist jokes but is not racist (and likes fruit) jimmy is an african fruit monkey whom is always telling black jokes.
- Mackjob
the art of needing to have a w-nk and take a long sh-t with limited time. similar to a blumpkin but un-ssisted. hi tony, what are you up to? hi brad, i’m sorry mate i don’t have time to talk. i had a m-ssive night, i am as h-rny as all f-ck, i need to […]
- jalyne
a bomb -ss b-tch located in the state of cloud 8. omg! did you see that jalyne earlier?! she’s a bomb!!
- bertholme
bertholme is a company that insures rich people founded in 2012bce by the pharaoh “i use bertholme (laughs)”
- slap the shit out of
when someone is trying to play it cool and make you look like stupid. someone is trying to fool you and take advantage stop acting like a fool. if you don’t do your job i swear i’ll slap the sh-t out of you. hey, is bryan dating your ex? yeah, i think he is. im […]