finding someone cute or attractive.
d-mn, i got bella heart eyes for you
h-lla heart eyes for her!
- Twixie Stick
replacing the tobacco from a cigar and putting crack as the ingested substance of choice. i got so faded last week at that party from that twixie stick.
- colossal shit
a sh-t so enormous that most men don’t live to tell the tale, although the ones that do usually lose most of their internal organs i remember the day i took a colossal sh-t. my liver and lower intestine came out of me and so did 2 quarts of blood. they had to surgically remove […]
good lord, set harambe free a statement that shows our respect for our fallen n-gg-, harambe shane: did you hear about that silverback gorilla? sam: glshf! #harambe #respect #glshf
- thrust crust
1. (noun) the v-g-n-l juice that acc-mulates on the base of your d-ck, then dries thus becoming crusty. (you’re in cl-ss and homie is scratching his junk hard) the f-cks the matter with you you got the clap or something!? nah bro just some thrust crust from thot
- Blackpool Illuminations
an annual lights festival in a coastal town in england, the whole promenade is covered in lights. when a lot of (often unnecessary) lights are on in a house/building someone might liken it to blackpool illuminations. “this house is like bl–dy blackpool illuminations! why are all the lights on?!” #blackpool #blackpool illuminations #british humour