hick ass thot
abbr: hat
same principle as a thot, except notably worse. hick -ss thots incorporate cringe-worthy attempts at being “country” into their thottery. like their thot cousins, daddy issues are usually involved.
hat’s, although they probably live in a suburb and haven’t stepped outside in their 13 years of life, will dress in jeans, cowboy boots, and camo sweatshirts. they can typically be found blasting sh-tty country music and talking in hood accents.
one of the hat’s most common ways to lure in victims (other than hicks, who come voluntarily), is by adopting contemporary, right-wing stances on current issues. a dead giveaway that you’re being duped is that they will never allow their charade to compromise their thot values. reproductive rights issues are a common example of this.
guy 1: “man, i just met this great chick, she’s a real country girl”
guy 2: “wtf bro, she’s a hick -ss thot!”
guy 1: “d-mn you’re right, she does b-mp a lot of florida georgia line”
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