nothing says weirdness like keeping a can of cranberry sauce by the bed at night as a snack
after leaving the soup kitchen, daniel made his way back to the homeless camp. that night he ate a hobo-thanksgiving.
generally a nice guy with a lot of friends. he has a lot more girl friends than guy friends. he has problems with teachers. tall and slender or over weight. sometimes can’t take a hint . annie: wow last night that cedarian wouldn’t take a hint that i’m not interested carly: wow same that happened […]
- drove me
to anger someone. to p-ss off. i got all the way to the store and realized i didn’t have my wallet! that sh-t drove me son.
- safety snap
when you send a random snap for the sole purpose of ensuring that you keep a snap streak alive. “why did you send a picture of your wall?” “i’m just sending my daily safety snap to keep the snap streaks alive.” “ah right, makes sense.”
font-eyn-l adjective 1. perverse fixation or obsessiveness with the attributes of a font for an intended purpose. a font-n-l person may obsessively fixate on font attributes like style, size, stroke width, serifs, size of serifs, character confusion, tracking, and kerning. aaron is so font-n-l, he would not approve of that font on our project because […]
- african crab
where during s-x you cut open the b-llsack of a man (african) and when his testes come out you cut them open too and feed him the liquid dude f-ck sara she gave me a african crab and it still hurts