holy cactus fuck
that wonderful phrase which is uttered by the speaker when his standards in life are so low, that he would consider the action of having s-xual intercourse with a cactus, equal to spreading the word of the lord; thus combining holiness, and repet-tively and violently shoving your p-n-s into a cactus to the point where either you bleed out from blood loss, or the cactus calls the police for relentless s-xual -ssault, and turning it into that sweet phrase we know and love.
*notice i said “he”, as women have the right mind to keep them from giving just enough of sh-t to not utter this phrase, although it has happened in rare cases.
64 year old on v–gr- and pain meds: “holy cactus f-ck”
married son of 64 year old on v–gr- and pain meds: “oh sh-t here we go again… honey hide the cactus!”
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