holy moses mother of pearl


holy moses mother of pearl is something you would yell instead of swearing when your in the company of small children and the elderly and something bad has happened.
on the way home from chuck-e-cheese pizza, ryan’s friend started to feel sick and to his moms surprise ryan’s friend jesse vomited hitting her in the back of her head! with vomit running down her back she almost dropped the “f” bomb and instead shouted, “holy moses mother of pearl!” “did you just recycle pizza in my hair?”

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