Homoerectushomology
1. objective study of dusty, antiquated {gay culture}, chiefly of the {fantasmicene post-stonewallerian]/ utopian/ dystopian} epoch, from an anthropological perspective. the observer, of course, may him or herself be h-m-s-xual, though if male likely not of conservative or fascistic gay bent. 2. the study of fossilized man by a sapient gentleman.
in light of startling consequences of inadvertent exposure to the unwholesome phenomena of well-adjusted angry queen in houston texas, the naive midwestern bookstore clerk developed an amateur interest in h-m-erectush-m-logy.
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