hood shrimp
1. a slang term for a meal eaten in a parking lot.
2. a female who hangs out in parking lots leaning on vehicles.
1. i rolled by the big lots and seen tdog having hood shrimp waitin on his lady.
2. lafonda has become a real hood shrimp up by the wally world.
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