when you or your pet has so many medical problems there’s no single diagnosis for all of them
what did the veterinarian say is wrong with your dog?
they said she’s got so many problems it considered hot mess syndrome!!
jacked up messed up bad
a woman with a really long neck that gives good head. d-mn! shawty is a honecker with her long -ss neck. she gives the best top i call her giraffe for short.
- ya yeet
can mean aggressively yes or no depending on how it’s connotated. “wanna go to a party? ya yeet! i’m down if you are!” “wanna go watch six hours of glee? ya yeet i’ve got a ton of spanish homework to do.”
the art of v-g-n-l licking i love to flopplem-ff my girlfriend
- b*tch pain
a small pain in any part of your body that you complain about omg i have this small b-tch pain in my ankle.
the backward evolution of the educational system in the united states of america. devosl-tion is anti-science and pro-pinhead. my daughter thinks the world is flat because of devosl-tion. through devosl-tion my children now believe they were hatched from eggs.