hump and hoof


when you have s-x with a girl (hump) and then after you are done, you lay her down on the floor and do a long run up and kick her away (hoof) where she goes flying out of your life forever.
“oi mate, i pulled a girl last night in koko and did the ol’ hump and hoof as soon as i was finished with her.”

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