humpbacked crippled hedgehog
1. find willing partic-p-nt (no means no dont be rapey n sh-t – that’s frowned upon
2. slouch over like you have osteoporosis and hunch your back like quazi moto.
3. grab a hedgehog and take out his knees with a blunt onject (cripple the f-ck outta him)
4. insert p-n-s into preferred cavity of chosen partic-p-nt and hump like h-ll (must still be in quazi moto stance) while they continue to beat the sh-t outta the hedgehog.
we did the humpbacked crippled hedgehog and it was epic
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