Humpty’s Revenge


when a tornado is so strong that an egg is capable of being shot through a brick wall. mentioned by dale gribble in the ‘king of the hill’ television show
“man, the weather girl says we gonna see some mad tornadoes tonight! i’m talkin’ humpty’s revenge an’ sh-t.”

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