i actually don’t hate you right now
lance never hated keith, but sometimes our feelings can get lost in translation when coming from our thoughts to verbal communication.
lance: ”i actually don’t hate you right now…”
me (a love guru who can see the difference between a rivalry and s-xual tension): ”oh lance, sweetie, you never hated him”
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