i approve this message


a requirement implemented in the campaign finance reform legislation promulgated by sens. john mccain (r-az) and russ feingold (d-wi). it requires that candidates explicitly define the source of television and radio advertisments as coming from their election organizations rather than from another source. it is done as a mechanism to control so-called “soft money” contributions to compaigns.
“i’m john kerry, and i approve this message.”
a suffix-phrase attached to the end of any sentence, especially insults, to make you sound like a douche-bag politician. particularly useful in accentuating the in-your-faceness of an insult.
listen bob, i’m tired of finding dirty dishes in the sink and picking up the dirty boxers you leave all over the bedroom. get your -ss in gear, you slovenly piece of cr-p, or i’ll walk right out that door forever–oh i will–but not before shoving your disgusting underwear down your throat.

i’m your girlfriend, and i approve this message.
what every political figure seems to say at the end of their ads.
“… i’m john kerry, and i approve this message.”

“… i’m george w. bush, and i approve this message.”
phrase you can use when leaving a message on the answering machine of a very political friend or relative.
on answering machine:

“hi, i’m your son and i approve this message. i’d be happy to dog-sit while you’re away for the week. by the way, i mailed in my ballot…so stop nagging me to vote.”

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