I can only piss with the cock i’ve got
a british phrase used when someone isn’t satisfied with something you do or offer, and that you can’t do anything about.
example/situation
barry is doing an extension on a house for someone with limited tools/workforce.
dave: “mate this is taking you forever”
barry: “alright! i can only p-ss with the c-ck i’ve got!”
used by someone when another person isn’t satisfied with something they do, not due to a lack of effort but because they had limited resources to do something with.
barry is doing a house extension with limited tools/workforce. his boss arrives
boss: “jesus barry how long is this going to take you? what am i paying you for?!”
barry: “come on boss, i can only p-ss with the c-ck i’ve got…”
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