I cannot believe my tits right now
a phrase used in a situation where your ears or your eyes will not even believe what is going on. so your t-ts are there to change up a common phrase to help express the amount of shock and sensory overload you are going through.
receiving a terrible grade or getting in trouble at work and then finding out moments later that, that one person who really turns you on either has a significant other or doesn’t want to be with you…and then realizing you have the sh-ts
…”i cannot believe my t-ts right now”
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