I could be a zookeeper, but I’m not…


phrase said as response when someone says something ridiculously pointless and lame that no one could possibly ever give a sh-t about.
man 1: i wish nickelback would come to tuscon on their tour!
man 2: i could be a zookeeper, but i’m not…

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