I could give two shits
this is a phrase that has the same meaning as “i don’t really care” or “i could care less”. it is a saying of apathy and disconcern about something or someone.
so that pr-ck over there hates me? i could give two sh-ts about him!
a gramatically incorrect phrase that lamen (i.e. r-t-rds) use when they really mean to say “i couldn’t give two sh-ts”. see could care less and couldn’t care less for more of this f-ckwittery.
jerome: i could give two sh-ts.
lewis: you’re a f-cking idiot. die.
jerome: what?
disregard the first dumbsh-t definition of this phrase. it’s grammatically correct. “i could give two sh-ts. (but i don’t)”
synonymous with “i don’t care.:
“i could give two sh-ts about that.”
“hurp dont u mean you couldn’t give two sh-ts?”
“you are a fool.”
“wat”
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