I Cunt Hear You
verb. stick your limp d-ck in your special lady friends ear, with your left hand cover her other ear. commence blasting so that your b-lls are smacking the side of her head. when you start to get real hard smash your d-ck in your ear until she screams “ouch!!” or “sh-t that hurt!!!” at which point you reply “i c-nt hear you.”
after pulling the triple back t-ttie lick, screwdriving twisting double lutz drop on my girl she said “sh-t that was deaf!” i said “no, this is deaf”. and proceeded with the “i c-nt hear you.”
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