I don’t give a bakers fuck
used to express not giving a f-ck, but when not giving a f-ck doesn’t go far enough. a bakers f-ck has an inverse relationship to a bakers dozen. where a bakers dozen includes one extra, a bakers f-ck includes one less. hence, not giving a bakers f-ck is giving even less f-cks than usual.
the delivery is very important. you must always have a slight pause after the bakers and heavily emphasize the f-ck.
steve: dude, this new vegan protein shake really hit the spot.
zach: i don’t give a bakers f-ck about your vegan protein.
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