I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road.


when attempting intercourse you mistaken put your p-n-s in a woman’s -ss intead of her v-g-n-.
“hey man, last night was so crazy! i was getting it on with melissa and i went to stick it in but i got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road.”
“what did she say to that?”
“all she said was, ‘wrong hole but keeping going’!”

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