I GOT MILK, BABY
i got milk is not just a saying, it is a way of life. you drink your milk so you can kick the living sh-t out of everyone because of it and you wan’t to let them know in the worst way possible
when everyone doubts you and no one respects you.f-ck them and remind them you got milk baby
popularized by punch drunk idiot james toney after beating evander holleyfield
“get that weak sh-t out of here…don’t you know?… i got milk!?”
“god d-mn that guy has b-lls….he’s got milk!”
chickenhead: why are you so good at s-x relations?
me: well dirty hoe, i got milk, baby!
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