I gotta piss like a wounded Jap
what someone says when they have to pee really bad. during world war ii, thousands of badly wounded j-panese soldiers were abandoned in the jungles of the south pacific. their wounds prevented them from being able to unb-tton and pull down their trousers by themselves. therefore, they were left to die alone with extremely full bladders.
situation 1:
drunk guy #1: oh man, i gotta p-ss like a wounded j-p!
drunk guy #2: dude, you have the weakest bladder in the world.
situation 2:
wounded j-panese soldier: ooooooohhhh!!!
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