I had sex with Tiger Woods too


the idea is you say something that a lot of people have done but is still a pretty good achievement and can’t be either proven or disproven:

1) used when one feels insecure about or overshadowed by another person’s accomplishments

2) sly comeback to someone who has just made a statement about how amazing they are
person: i just got back from somalia rescuing orphans for the peace corps. man i’m awesome
person 2: yeah, well i had s-x with tiger woods too

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