I have to go color


1. the ultimate lame -ss excuse when someone asks you to do something. originally used by a child.

2. a good excuse to use to totally confuse your boss.
boss: “jim, get to work on the johnson account immediately”
jim (while leaving the room): “i would but i have to go color.”

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