I heard it’s Obama’s fault
the logic that slack-jawed voters use when any political conversation arises. from the price of gasoline to the outcome of their mixed martial arts matches; it’s all obama’s fault.
political persuasion aside, there is clearly a strong negative relationship between intelligence and hate for obama.
normal guy: “oh my gosh! that building is on fire!”
drooling r-t-rd: “i heard it’s obama’s fault. he wasn’t even born in america. not even a ‘murican!!! i even seen on tv that he’s a muslim!!”
fat republican: “no, stupid. he’s a communist. he wants people to pay for health insurance. i got every right to eat as much as i want. as long as i can pay for my allpurinol, i’m gonna keep the gout at bay. i heard it’s obama’s fault.”
normal guy: “is there a functioning brain between the two of you?”
drooling r-t-rd: “i have a big truck. i heard it’s obama’s fault.”
fat republican: “i like eating. and money. it’s obama’s fault nomnomnom ow my gout nomnom”
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