I know Jesus loves YOU!

someone making a statement acknowledging your ability to walk away from an over-the-top ridiculously dangerous situation unscathed (or with only minor injuries). leading a charmed life.
exiting a car accident where you were not wearing a seatbelt and you have only minor cuts; while another p-ssenger who was wearing a seatbelt is being rushed to the hosptial to become an organ donor. a bystander says to you: i know jesus loves you!

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