i like you so much I might actually tell you
engineering calculus:
as the tangent to the curve approaches infinity:
variable constraints include:
time
location
romantic implication
humourous viability
s-xual implication
newton’s law
results can be extrapolated by isolating one variable.
ex.
girl: i don’t like ditzes.
boy: i don’t like ditzes either.
girl: i like cheese
boy: mee too.
girl: i like you so much i might actually tell you
x = romantic implication
ex 2:
boy: i like funny sarcastic bobble heads
girl: i’m a funny sarcastic bobble head
boy: i like you so much i might actually tell you
girl: ew you’re creepy.
x = humourous viability + s-xual implications
ex 3:
girl: hi stranger, pay attention to me.
boy: you’re pretty.
girl: i like you so much i might actually tell you.
boy: your positive?
x= newton’s law, time, location
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