I Loosened It For You
what a guy says, with no hint of sarcasm, after he tries to open a jar of mayo and fails, and his 95 lb. twig-shaped aneorexic girlfriend opens it after him.
guy 1: hey man, can you open this jar of mayo?
guy 2: sure
guy 2: i loosened it for you…
what people say when a task they were trying to accomplish was accomplished by someone else due to the first person’s actions.
literal:
guy #1 tried to open jar but can’t
guy #2 takes jar and opens it easily
guy #1 says “i loosened it for you…”
not literal:
girl #1: “what do you call something that’s out of date and now irrelevant?”
girl #2: ” oh! oh! oh! i know this… it starts with an o!”
girl #3: “……obsolete!”
girl #2: “…i loosened it for you!”
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