I love you with all my penis
having feelings for someone only in a s-xual way rather than true, genuine heartfelt feelings. wanting someone only for s-xual satisfaction.
sally: “john, i’m leaving you for good!”
john: “no, sally! come back, i love you with all my p-n-s!!!!!!”
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