I me be a melon!


when some one has all there hair shaved off (some hair left is allowed) you instantly become a melon!
man1:”hey have you had your hair cut?”
man2:”i me be a melon!”
man1:”ok”-backs away looking scared-

Read Also:

  • chausage

    a cheese product with bits of suasage mixed into the cheese. next time, try some chausage on your favorite crackers.

  • Manly Embrace

    when two men show there totally straight, not gay feelings for one another by embracing each other for about 10 – 15 seconds. anything else may be considered gay. note: not a hug. it is very similar to hugging, but it is manly. i haven’t seen my friend in a really long time so had […]

  • Manna From Heaven

    a gift that is usually given unexpectedly to someone for free, that is a big deal to the person receiving. it’s mostly used for the sake of food- when g-d provided food to the israelites who were starving from there flight from egypt. person one: “aw person two! did you taste those strawberries!?” person two: […]

  • nothing rhymes with

    a description of people who incessantly tan and consequently look bright orange or overwhelmingly tan to the point that is does not look right tanorexics derived from the fact that nothing rhymes with orange person 1: have you seen remi, she just got back to florida and she got soo tan. person 2: d-mn son, […]

  • nuan

    simplification of the name nguyen what are you doin’ nuan? simplication of the pr-nunciation of the name nguyen. hey nuan, what are you doin?


Disclaimer: I me be a melon! definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.