I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester
“i must ask you to eat cr-p sandwiches, you malthusian monkey molester,” is the definitive, empirically tested retort which wins an argument forever, and for which no come back is possible.
edbogard: .. and so i think that sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the h-m-logy between ontogeny and…
pasco: arrgh! i can’t take it any more! i must ask you to eat cr-p sandwiches, you malthusian monkey molester!
edbogard: i…
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