I need to be held


term used to describe how a lot of us feel when confronted with the joys of daily life.
time to go to work – i need to be held

i have a cold – i need to be held

my house fell over – i really need to be held.

i need to be held is also a very effective way of hurting someone (if you are that way inclined (refer: bogan or succubus):
“i need to be held, but not by you”
trust me, it doesnt feel good

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