I put it to you
contemplate this semi-rhetorical question.
should the fact stated after saying this be true, the author/speaker has won the debate, unless countered by a better instance of this sentance.
should it be false, it can be ignored.
politician: i put it to you that you are the worst possible candidate and are a total disgrace to your party.
ali g: well i put it to you -pause- that you suck off a horse.
politician: that is not true. i was walking through fields and fell..
i’ll cut it here so as not to spiol the movie for you.
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